Drug Tests are Awkward.

I mean really? How many fucking steps are there to pee in a cup? Wash your hands, initial here, empty pockets, sign here, Here's a key, go pee in this.
And then when you get into the bathroom there's ANOTHER set of rules. I was so frickin' nervous. I was afraid I was going to mess up, and then have to start over again.
Damn good thing I'm a clean mofo. Sheesh.

That nurse did give me funny looks about my cigarettes though. Then again, She's a nurse. She kinda has to. Isn't that the job description? Pass on guilt about mistakes in life?

Sorry. That was mean to any nurses reading this. Iz ashamed.